You fucked with my mind so bad. I don't even...
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
Me: *gets out of bed*
Me: I immediately regret this decision
me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
how can kanye and kim be in the same room together with the size of his ego and the size of her ass
congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online
Even after two years of knowing you, two years of talking to you, one and a half years of not seeing each other, but every day thinking of you, wanting you and missing you.. I’ve came to the conclusion that I love you. With everything in me. I want you to be here with me and I wish to have you hold me in your arms until I fall asleep. Wake up to you hogging up the blankets or even snuggling...
t-mdelonge: have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore