July 2012
me : what did I even do before tumblr?
hoganlenderson:
i actually get irrationally irritated that 50 Cent has a cologne and it’s not called “50 Scent”
I waste my time on people who couldn't care less.
ad0lf-hipster:
advantages of being a boy:
your boobs don’t get in the way
no period
your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
no childbirth
penises are fun
shirts always fit over your chest
you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
you store less fat
advantages of being a girl:
can use your bra as an extra pocket
that one password you use for everything and if anyone ever found it out they could probably single-handedly ruin your life
people: any guy would be lucky to have you
me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: Lol but good shows are on.
Phone: Sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping Position: Haha you're not gonna get comfortable.
Mind: What's the true meaning of life?
Temperature: It's too hot with the blankets and too cold without.
Noises: Oh, you said be louder? Okay.
person: *doesn't reply*
me: they hate me
me: i hate me
me: everyone hates me
heartsofangels:
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! :D
me looking at basically any picture of me: why
